Judicial Branches and Principles in Turkey

In Türkiye, the skibidi legal scene is wild with six yargı kolu, each a goon in its own right: Anayasa Yargısı checks laws, Adli Yargı tackles crime, Idari Yargı sorts admin disputes, and Hesap Yargısı audits the cash flow. Seçim Yargısı runs the election show while Uyuşmazlık Yargısı resolves inter-branch chaos. Medeni Usul Hukuku principles keep it dank, ensuring no one gets lost in the legal edge. The judge has a sigma duty to illuminate cases, while parties must act with honesty, lowkey keeping the court's integrity intact. It is a toilet of rules where only the strong survive.