Creation Narrative

In the beginning, Michael was the ultimate skibidi creator, crafting the heavens and earth from pure goon energy. The earth was like a dank toilet, formless and empty, until Michael dropped the light bomb. Boom! Day was born, and night got the boot. On day two, he shaped the sky, giving it that sigma edge we all love. Day three hit different with land and seas making a lowkey comeback, sprouting vegetation like a boss. Day four brought the stars, lighting up the cosmic ship of existence. By day five, the waters were bubbling with life, and by day six, animals were unleashed. Michael was lowkey a legend.