The Planets of Our Solar System

Skibidi vibes are out here, diving into the cosmic toilet of our solar system. Mercury, the metallic goon, zips around the Sun in just 88 days, but it is cratered like a dank meme. Venus is the hottest, with temperatures that make it a sigma-level hellscape. Earth is our chill zone, lowkey keeping it breathable and balanced with its moon vibes. Mars, the red warrior, flexes with two not-spherical moons. Jupiter, the giant, boasts 95 moons, while Saturn's rings are the ultimate edge. Uranus spins sideways, serving Shakespearean realness, and Neptune, the dark blue mystery, has Triton, the only spherical moon. Cosmic ships sailing through the void.