Cristiano Ronaldo's Alternate Career

If skibidi vibes hit Azerbaijan, Cristiano would be the goon of Neftchi or Qarabag, lowkey dominating the local scene. The toilet of football infrastructure would hold him back from the European edge, making it a struggle to ship off to big leagues. Even with a transfer, sigma moves would be limited, and the Azerbaijani national team would be a dank place for a star like him. Fame would be a tough grind, Ballon d'Or dreams would be a distant flush, but still, he could reign as the ultimate legend of Azerbaijani football, a true skibidi icon, forever iconic.