Strange Incident at Bikini Beans Coffee

In a bizarre twist of events at Bikini Beans Coffee in Arizona, a month into the year, a man named Nautica Malone rolled through the drive-thru sans pants, gooning it up. The situation escalated dramatically when he shot himself in the head, leading to an unexpected rally outside the establishment. Instead of typical prayers, attendees engaged in a lowkey gooner-esque celebration, dubbing it the gooneral. This entire episode has become a dank meme in the local community, raising eyebrows and questioning the edge of societal norms. The place is now a sigma symbol of surreal happenings.