Consciousness Transfer and Blob Fish Powers

I would lowkey transfer my conscience to a blob fish, you know, to stop it from nibbling my toes like a skibidi goon. Then I would go back to my body and feast on that blob fish, absorbing its dank powers and becoming a sigma version of myself. I would master super martial arts and accidentally beat myself up, causing the world to face destruction—total chaos, all by accident, right? It is like a Pokémon evolution, turning into a super awesome mega ultra good blob fish. The saga continues, or so one might hope.