The Epic of Gilgamesh

Skibidi! Gilgamesh, the ultimate goon of Uruk, flexes his sigma energy as he lifts mountains and battles foes like a true dank hero. This tale, lowkey ancient, was first jotted down by a Babylonian scribe, but our boy Gilgamesh was probably chilling way before that. He gets bored being the strongest, so the gods send Enkidu, a wild man who gives him a run for his money. They fight, but no edge here, just instant besties. They ship off to slay Humbaba in the Cedar Forest, trapping him with winds, and boom, monster down! But the gods are salty after they take out the Bull of Heaven. Enkidu bites the dust, leaving Gilgamesh to ponder life and death. Now he is on a quest, not just for glory, but for immortality. Epic vibes only!