Kylian Mbappé as a Ninja Turtle

Skibidi vibes in Paris, where Mbappé turns into a Ninja Turtle, rocking that PSG jersey, gliding through the chaos with glowing red eyes. He dodges baguettes like a true sigma goon, backflipping into the dankest memes while explosions paint the scene. The Eiffel Tower is on fire, and the French national anthem remixes like a techno dream. His shell? PSG logo, of course. With a soccer ball as his ninja weapon and a French flag cape flapping in the wind, captions scream, 'HE’S FAST. HE’S GREEN. HE’S FRENCH.' Add in some vine booms and turtle grunts for that ultimate edge. This is a lowkey masterpiece.