Mussolini's Address on Italo-Ethiopian Relations

Honourable Senators, let us break down the skibidi vibes of Italo-Ethiopian relations. The discourse is dank, with goons spreading rumors of Franco-English steps in Rome. Honestly, no one is stepping anywhere, just a lowkey chat about our military efficiency in Africa. We are sigma in our approach, ensuring that our presence in Europe is solid while guarding our interests in East Africa. It is about 4,000 kilometers from Rome to Eritrea, so foresight is key. We are not just here to chill; we intend to maintain strong ties and document our points. Let the naysayers know we are on the edge of strategy, ready to ship our values across borders.