The Trial of Jesus

In the Garden of Gethsemane, the rizzler Jesus gets pulled up by GigaChad Pilate, who faces accusations from Level 5 Gyatt NPCs. They claim Jesus is too sigma, questioning if he is the king of the Gyatts. Pilate, sensing the cringe, tries to free him but the crowd demands Barabbas, the notorious gooner, instead. With a loud chorus of 'Yappa dappa do him,' Pilate washes his hands of the situation and cancels Jesus with crucifixion. As Jesus faces brutal treatment from the Roman meme squad, they mockingly crown him with a skibidi crown and hand him a G-fuel cup, yelling, 'Hail, King of the Rizzlers!'