Family Dynamics and Pokémon Comparisons

Anjali is lowkey collecting the entire squad like Pokémon cards, only the evolved ones though. Your dad? Total Charizard vibes, while your chachu is definitely a Gyarados. Bro is ranking family members like it is Pokémon Go, but this is bloodline territory. Chill out, it is just good genes shining through. You rejected me, yet now you are simping for the sturdy branches of my family tree. This is not flirting anymore, it feels like ancestral theft. Your mom thinks you are sweet, but she does not know you are plotting to be the ultimate devrani. Family dinner this weekend? Asking for research purposes or a full-blown family raid.