Advanced Short Story Selection

In the realm of storytelling, we dive into the wild vibes of Bartolomé Arrazola, a goon lost in the Guatemalan jungle. Lowkey, he is caught in the edge of doom, surrounded by indigenous folks ready to sacrifice him. But then, this sigma dude remembers an eclipse and tries to flex his knowledge like it is a skibidi move. He thinks he can pull a fast one, claiming he can make the sun chill. The tension builds as he throws down some magic words, hoping to turn the tables. Will the dank knowledge save him or is he just another tale in the toilet of fate? Either way, it is a wild ride.