The Life of Jacopo Fanta Dell'orto

Jacopo Fanta Dell'orto, born in 1669 in Monza Centro, is known for his motto, 'In every hole, I will score.' He is drug-free, celiac, and intolerant to jam. After attending the Institute of Ugly Arts, he pursued sports journalism and graduated with honors, writing a thesis on defensive schemes by Father Pioli. Following a serious thumb injury, he retired from professional sports but briefly worked as a co-host on Muschio Selvaggio with Luis Sal. After 15 years of short stints with various teams, he fulfilled his dream of winning the Coppa Berlusconi with Monza. At 69, he started a career in fantasy football, defeating popular fantasy YouTubers before retiring to a secluded villa in Agrigento with his husband Oliviero Girato.